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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:27
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
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Nuts and Butts
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read